Do not fall in love with people like me.
I will take you to
museums, and parks, and monuments,
and kiss you in every beautiful
place, so that you can
never go back to them
without tasting me
like blood in your mouth.
I will destroy you in the most
beautiful way possible.
And when I leave
you will finally understand,
why storms are named after people.
Oh my god THANK YOU. Only he would see himself as his own personal hero and announce it in front of everyone. SERIOUSLY. That being said, his performance was still awesome.
I can’t be the only person who finds Matthew McConaughey absolutely insufferable?